Looking forward to The Master II, in which Philip Seymour Hoffman’s character is now very old and fabulously rich and attempting to figure out how to further propel his message with native advertising on beloved but monetarily reduced media properties. “We cannot—we WILL not—let them comment on the post, you dimwit!" he will yell at Joaquin Phoenix’s character. "Did Napoleon let them comment? Did Khufu let them comment?" Joaquin Phoenix’s character runs away here and drinks printer toner.