Noah found this picture of us keg riding in high school just as I’m in the middle of writing something about my hometown and thus dwelling regularly on my youth. I’d forgotten all about keg riding, which was when we used to finish a keg (bottom left), throw it into a pool, and then take turns trying to ride it like a bull. The helmet helped deflect the apples and soccer balls people would throw at you. What a bunch of idiots. Also: Man, do I miss having swimming pools everywhere.
I am a pizza I can be a delicious lunch, dinner or breakfast, if you’re weird. I have a great deal of toppings on me I am a round and flat piece of dough with lots of toppings. I make your mouth water. I’m very good to eat, but I’m fattening! I am a mouth’s best friend. I make you say, “Yum, Yum”. I am a pizza.