Anonymous said: I used to follow your kidney and the kingdom blog. Does that feel like a distant memory now?
Yeah, man. Being in Saudi Arabia and doing all that stuff feels almost like a dream at this point. I usually even forget there’s a giant scar on my abdomen until someone asks me about it at the beach. Pretty sure I’m going back to Saudi soon, though, because my brother and his family just moved there. We’ll see how much my perspective has changed over the years.
Also, wow, that blog. I didn’t think anybody save for a handful of my close friends and family read that. To be honest, I considered deleting it about a year ago, but then I decided to just leave it up as a sort of time capsule. It’s weird and occasionally cringeworthy to see how differently I wrote and thought back then, but who gives a shit. Thank you for reading all these years. I hope I haven’t become a disappointment to you. And if I have then get over it. People change.
Anonymous said: I know you like to post flippant responses to this type of inquiry, but, you're fucking gorgeous. You chose the correct coast. That face is gonna make you rich.
Well, thanks, but I’ve been here for almost four years and have yet to receive my face check. Please email me if you know who’s responsible for distributing those.
Villains of my childhood.